Zack and Miri Make a Porno quotes
From Kevin Smith Wiki
- Miri "These are the exact circumstances people find themselves in right before they start having sex for money. What, you have an idea?"
- Zack: "Is there softcore gay porn? Like hugging and kissing and you know telling each other how cool the other guy is?"
- Zack: "You just explain to your private beforehand, 'Look! This doesn't mean anything. We're just doing this for cash."
- Deacon: "What, you've never thought about the repercussions of sleeping with a chick you've known your whole life? What are you, slow?"
- Delaney: "I love the movies." -- when the first girl pulls up her shirt at the audtions.
- Bubbles: "It's just a little something I picked up doing bachelor parties." ... [pop]
- Delaney: "Her name Bubbles."
- Zack: "I apologize in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?"
- Brandon: "Guilty as charged."
- Miri: Don't thank me, just fuck me.
- Miri: I fuck a lot.
- Zack: So you guys suck each others' cock, huh?
- Zack: (referring to a gay couple) They fight just like real people!
- Zack: It's like Coca-Cola or Pepsi... with dicks in it.
- Delaney: There's no such thing as free titties.
- Stacey: STIR IT!
- Deacon: They're on the island, they're off the island. Who can follow that shit?
- Deacon: That chick frosted me like I was a fuckin' cake!
- Brandon St. Randy: They helped me see his anus not just as a cum dumpster.
- Zack: Hello Miriam
- Miri: Beat it, we're talking.
- Zack: I just wanted to introduce you to Brandon.
- Brandon: Salutations.
- Zack: Bobby's boyfriend.
- Miri: Bobby who?
- Bobby: Bobby me.
- Brandon: Bobby Long.
- Zack: Brandon... uh... is the star of such adult fare as... what was that one called again?
- Brandon: "You Better Shut Your Mouth Or I'm Gonna Fuck It"
