Jersey GirlEdit

Maya: That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.


Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.
T.S. Quint: What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Chasing AmyEdit

[Alyssa on the phone with Holden after she paged him]

Alyssa: One minute, five seconds; you are such my bitch.