This is a list of characters appearing in Clerks: The Animated Series.

Contents 1 Charles Barkley 2 Gwyneth Paltrow 3 Hap Osgood 4 Jerry Seinfeld 5 Jon Sharp 6 Lando 7 Leonardo Leonardo 8 Major Baklava 9 Maximillian Stark 10 Mr. Plug 11 Panicked Mother 12 Patrick Swayze 13 Pinheads 14 Professor Ram 15 The Escorts 16 The Kid in the Helmet 17 Thuggee Cult 18 Two Giggling Girls 19 Ugly Janet 20 X

Charles Barkley Edit

Charles Barkley is a well known athlete that appears in several episodes, usually being foul-mouthed by Jay.

Gwyneth Paltrow Edit

Gwyneth Paltrow appeared as herself in Clerks: The Animated Series.

Hap Osgood Edit

Hap Osgood was a classmate of Leonardo Leonardo. He was awarded for his successful hardware store empire at his 30th class reunion.

Jerry Seinfeld Edit

Jerry Seinfeld (voiced by Gilbert Gottfriend) appeared in an episode of Clerks: The Animated Series.

Jon Sharp Edit

Jon Sharp went to high school with Dante and Randal.

Lando Edit

Lando (voiced by Mario Joyner) was the black friend of Dante Hicks and Randal Graves in Clerks: The Animated Series. He was most likely named Lando as an homage to Billy Dee Williams' character Lando Calrissian from the Star Wars Films.

Leonardo Leonardo Edit

See Leonardo Leonardo.

Major Baklava Edit

Major Baklava (voiced by James Woods) oversaw the quarantine of the block of stores.

Maximillian Stark Edit

Maximillian Stark was a classmate of Leonardo Leonardo. At some point prior to his 30th class reunion, he evidently had a life changing encounter with uber-director Jon Peters.

Mr. Plug Edit

Mr. Plug (voiced by Dan Ethridge) is the steadfast assistant to Leonardo Leonardo.

Panicked Mother Edit

The Panicked Mother (voiced by Julia Sweeney) burst into the Quick Stop in search of help when the "totally gay" fair got out of hand.

Patrick Swayze Edit

Patrick Swayze (voiced by Gilbert Gottfriend) temporarily worked in a Gerbils Gerbils Gerbils located in the block of stores.

Pinheads Edit

The Pinheads (voiced by Kevin McDonald and Mark McKinney) were known for the taunt "One of us! One of us!

Professor Ram Edit

Professor Ram (voiced by Michael McKean) was the designer of the Pharoah video game that caused Randal to become (albeit temporarily) a pyramid-building slave. He also led a double life as the leader of the Thuggee Cult.

The Escorts Edit

This was the name of Leonardo Leonardo's Little League baseball team of which Dante was the coach.

The Kid in the Helmet Edit

The Kid in the Helmet was a "special" member of The Escorts.

He was also mentioned in just about every episode of the series. (eg. Randall: "Hey look, that Kid in the Helmet's banging his head against a fire hydrant".)

Thuggee Cult Edit

The Thuggee Cult kidnapped the children of Toms River under orders from Professor Ram.

Two Giggling Girls Edit

The Two Giggling Girls were a pair of non-identified females who make snide comments amidst fits of tittering. They were voiced by Tara Strong.

Ugly Janet Edit

Ugly Janet was a classmate of Leonardo Leonardo. While others in her senior class went on to have successful lives, Ugly Janet sadly remained ugly.

X Edit

The enigmatic X was involved in Black Ops dealings with the very illegal, but very erotic connection between the CIA and donkey shows from 1961 to 1963. poop fell from the skies