Zack's co-worker and friend in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He agrees to help produce their porno; one of his jobs is to help with the auditions.Delaney is
- "I love the movies." -- when the first girl pulls up her shirt at the audtions.
- "Her name bubbles." -- when bubbles pops the bubbles.
- "No but you thought it, you thought i put food on his table and clothes on his little nigga babies backs and he aint gonna say shit" -- When he is asked to work black tuesday.
- "can i get a coffee....black?"
"Can't you see we're talking...white?" --in coffee shop