Deacon

From Kevin Smith Wiki

Deacon is a cameraman for Zack and Miri's movie in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He is played by Jeff Anderson.

[edit] Quotes

• "What, you've never thought about the repercussions of sleeping with a chick you've known your whole life? What are you, slow?"
• "Never say 'shit covered' to me again"
• "That chick frosted me like a cake!"